21 January 2008

Tips for dating a married woman

If you are the kind of dirt bag who enjoys dating married women, then this article may help you prepare for what's in store. If you're not, continue reading anyway - it may help you recognize this under-cover dirt bag when you see him.

MARRIED EQUALS OFF THE MARKET
If she's the kind of woman who has a husband snared, she is off limits. It doesn't matter what she says, including "I'm not happy" or "We're getting a divorce." You need to know that she's the kind of woman whose word is worth nothing - and you can't trust a girl like that. Be ready to have your weak heart broken.

She's sneaky, she's a liar, and she doesn't truly care about anyone but herself.

MARRIED MEANS HOSPITALIZATION
If you get caught - and I sincerely hope you do - you can expect to spend a few days in the Intensive Care Unit. Any man worth his salt won't tolerate a slap in the face like that, so pack your overnight bag and keep it at the ready; you can ask your own wife to bring it to the hospital for you.

Hopefully your own wife will run into the girl you're cheating with when she's visiting you, and the hospital
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